Take the JON & KATE quiz!!

There’s been so much written lately about Jon and Kate Gosselin but how do you know what is true and what is just absurd? Test yourself on Jon & Kate! Answer these TRUE OR FALSE questions. Warning: some of them are actually TRUE.

Jon says he’s half-Jewish.

Jon signs up for J-Date.

Kate once had an affair with the Unibomber.

Kate made unauthorized withdrawals from their ATM.

Jon is selling his colonoscopy exam video to INSIDER.

Kate filed for child support.

Jon is one of 103 Major League ballplayers who in 2003 tested positive for steroids.

To earn more money Kate has signed on to star in a Toni Tennille tribute show in Branson, Missouri.

Toni Tennille set to star as Kate in upcoming biopic.

Jon’s kids are a quarter Jewish.

Kate goes to court to block scheduled circumcisions.

Blake Lewis idolizes Kate.

Kate has no idea who Blake Lewis is.

Jon drives a Kia. That must be the non-Jewish half.

Jon’s lawyer is having an affair with Kate’s lawyer.

Kate cries, “I can’t pay my bills!”

One of Kate’s children is really Tom Brady’s.

Jon blames Kate for having to send away family dogs.

Kate visits Amish farm.

Amish file restraining order on Kate.

Jon says he’s half-Amish.

Jon signs up for A-Date.

Kate claims Jon doesn’t floss.

Jon says sex with Kate is like “striking out the pitcher”.

Kate still buys Tang.

Jon recently won the Nobel Peace Prize. Republican say: “It could have been worse”.

Kate has eight Barry Manilow CD’s.

Jon wants them back.

Kate can bend spoons with her mind.

Jon used money from their joint account to sign up for the Sitcom Room.

Kate is suing Ken Levine to get the money back.

Ken is counter-suing Kate to get the fifteen minutes of his life back he wasted writing this quiz.

ANSWERS SOON