Friday, February 5, 2010

Amanda Seyfried's Breasts Predict The Snow

I love the HuffingtonPost. I’m a contributing writer. But I am forever amused at their headlines. What follows are word-for-word actual headlines in Friday’s edition (along with a thought or two from me).

Amanda Seyfried's Breasts Predict The Snow When the witch's tit gets reeeally cold...

Anne Hathaway Strips, Talks Angelina Jolie's Kissing Angelina is the only actress with lips big enough for Anne.

Keira Knightley Reacts To Being Called A S*** Actress S*** must mean "starved".

Brittany Murphy's Husband: She Didn't Seem That Sick And poor Brittany thought he was a doctor.

NBC's Black History Month Menu: Fried Chicken & Collard Greens And repeats of DIFFERENT STROKES.

Sarah Silverman's Mom Saw Her Sex Spanking Bruise And mistook it for a tattoo.

Colin Firth: I'm Part Of Hollywood's Gay Problem I didn't know Hollywood had one but okay.

Wing Bowl Winner Eats 238 Wings In Half Hour Brittany Murphy's husband thought he didn't look too sick.

Rush: 'I Love The Women's Movement, Especially When I'm Walking Behind It' Which is as close as you'll come.

Candy Crowley: Would I Have Gotten 'State Of The Union' If I Didn't Lose Weight? Rush Limbaugh said the same thing.

Steve Phillips Out Of Sex Rehab, Going On 'Today' Show He's available again, gals.

Nick Jonas: Bob Dylan Can't Sing And who knows better than a fucking Jonas Brother?

Porn Star Unhappy With 'Tiger Woods Mistress' Golf Balls All her other boyfriends pay her real money.

Mel Gibson Calls Interviewer 'Asshole' Code for "Jew".

And there's no way to top this so I'm not even gonna try.

Joy Behar Asks Andrew Young: What's Rielle Hunter's Vagina Like?

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