What better place to grow up with an appreciation for the absurd than Los Angeles? There is goofiness everywhere. For example:An actual home in Beverly Hills:
And this is a Japanese restaurant.
No wonder comedy writers gravitate here. It's one sprawling funhouse.What caught my eye recently were some VERBATIM headlines I read in HuffingtonPost.com and People.com. Clearly, they were meant for the 310 area code crowd. They're supposed to be taken seriously. And I'm sure for anyone who has had too much Botox they were. But for you and me, you can't make up these punchlines.
Jaime Pressly: I Didn't Pee In Public
Why Actress Ellen Burstyn Slept On The Street: Stepping Out Of Your Comfort Zone
Chinese Bride Wears 7,083-Foot Dress
Burger King Asks Barefoot Baby To Leave
Lady Gaga Is Nude, Wants To Turn The World Gay
Is Religion Ruining Our Health?
'Hung' Star Thomas Jane Talks About His Penis
Slain Model Was Identified By Her Breast Implants
Brad And Angelina Go Shopping For Gerbils
Sting's Daughter: My Dad Knows Nothing About Tantric Sex
Jeremy Piven: I Haven't Had Fish In 11 Months, I Feel Like A Different Person
Octomom's 2-Year-Old Calls Her 'Bitch'
NBA Star's Jilted Fiance Talks Reality Show, Wedding Dress Giveaway
Jill Sobule: I Called Katy Perry A Slut Ironically
Celine Dion Pregnant With Embryo Frozen For Eight Years
Study: Over 50 Percent Of Women Hate Their Feet
PHOTOS: Presidents And First Ladies In Swimsuits
Obese Texas Inmate Hides Gun In His Flabs Of Fat
Paula Abdul's First Day NOT At Work:
Running Enthusiasts Flock To Weird-Looking 'Barefoot Shoes'
Australia's Newest Political Party: The Sex Party
PHOTOS: Jeremy Piven's Many Hairlines
Michael Jackson's Body Held In Deep Freeze
Victoria Beckham: Joy At Being An 'Idol' Judge Is Ruining My Moody Pout
Heidi Montag: I Want More Plastic Surgery
Jon Hamm's Grandmother Doesn't Like 'Mad Men'
David Byrne Makes London Building Into Musical Instrument
It's World Breastfeeding Awareness Week
Luxury Resort Offers $19 Room, Minus The Bed And Toilet Paper
Man Offers 40 Goats, 20 Cows To Marry Chelsea Clinton; Hillary Calls It "Very Kind"
'Survivor' Richard Hatch: I Was Imprisoned Because I'm Gay
'So You Think You Can Dance' Star Charged With Multiple Rapes
Tyra Banks To Reveal Her 'REAL Hair'
PHOTOS: Madonna, Jesus & Kids In A Boat
Karolina Kurkova: Pregnancy Is The New 'It' Bag
Jeremy Piven And Chris Kattan In Sushi Screaming Match
WATCH: Kate Gosselin Cries
WATCH: Octomom: 'I Screwed Myself'
Rapper C-Murder Convicted Of Murder
Why You Must Vacation When Your Wallet Is Empty
Jon Gosselin Claims Kate 'Tried to Cry It Up for the Cops'
Seth MacFarlane: Baby Stewie From 'Family Guy' Is Gay
Pop Quiz: Could You Be in Madonna's Entourage?
10 Ways To Sleep Like a French Woman
Who Dissed Gwyn's Cooking?
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